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Kenya Jones

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Sexual Saturdays are Meant to be Enjoyed

Post by Kenya Jones on Sat Oct 06, 2012 10:19 pm

*sigh* I hate to be stuck in the office on a Saturday, but transcribing 911 tapes? The only thing it' has done is convince me that Renard Parish gene pool is only ankle deep. If you don't believe me *leans in looking around* you can read the transcripts if you don't say where you saw it.

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Dispatcher: 911 What is the nature of your emergency?
Caller: I'm trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn't have an eleven on it.
Dispatcher: This is nine eleven.
Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one
Dispatcher: Yes, ma'am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same thing.
Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I'm not stupid.

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Dispatcher: 911 What's the nature of your emergency?
Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart
Dispatcher: Is this her first child?
Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband!

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Dispatcher: 9-1-1, what is your emergency?
Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house on the corner.
Dispatcher: Do you have an address?
Caller: No, I'm wearing a blouse and slacks, why?

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